💋 Who the Hell Are We? Meet The Cheeky Blend

Skincare That Doesn’t Take Itself Too Seriously.

Let’s be real. The beauty world is stuffed full of brands whispering about “self-care,” wrapped in pastel packaging, and preaching like you’re at some overpriced wellness retreat. That’s not us.

We’re The Cheeky Blend — a bold, loud, unfiltered, and proud AF skincare and home fragrance brand that doesn't do boring, beige, or bullsh*t.

We serve sass, sarcasm, and seriously good smells.

🐒 Our Vibe @ The Cheeky Blend: Unapologetically Cheeky

At The Cheeky Blend, we believe skincare should feel good, smell amazing, and make you laugh while you’re naked in the shower. We’re not here to whisper affirmations. We’re here to blast fruity madness into your bathroom, throw sass in your face, and remind you that you’re sexy, you’re chaotic, and your scent game should match.

Whether you're scrubbing your bits or freshening up your pits — we’ve got a product with a cheeky name and a formula that actually works.

We're loud, we're vegan, we’re CPSR-compliant (because, y’know, the law), and we’re not sorry for the noise we make.

✨ What We Actually Do (Aside from Being Fabulous)

We create bold, hilarious, and seriously effective skincare and home fragrance products that are 100% vegan formulas, cruelty-free, and safe for your skin.

We blend sass with science. And yes, we pass every compliance test with flying neon colours.

Our line-up includes:

• Whipped Soaps – Fluffy AF. Smell like a snack, feel like a goddess.

• Lip Loob (Lip Balm) – Cheeky by name, soft by nature. Because dry lips are a hate crime.

• Squeezeezy Wax – Soft wax in a tube. Clean up your space with juicy chaos.

• Oh So Solid (Solid Perfume) – Pocket-sized perfume with big boss energy.

• Oh So Slick (Perfume Oil) – Drip, roll, and own the room.

• Hair Glaze & Man Glaze – Silky oils for soft strands and beards that don’t feel like brillo pads.

  
  

Every product comes with an attitude, a punchy name, and a scent that doesn’t whisper — it screams.

💅 Our Ingredients? Vegan Formulas. Powerful. No Boring Sh*t.

Every single product is made with your skin in mind. That means:

• No animal products

• No crap fillers

• No parabens or sulphates

• Just vegan goodness, shea butters, nourishing oils, and ingredients your skin will high-five you for

But don't be fooled by the sass — our formulas are whipped, tested, and CPSR-certified to keep your skin happy and your conscience cleaner than your armpits after using our scrub.

💥 The Cheeky Club: Join the Mayhem

Want points for being a legend? Join the Cheeky Club, our rewards scheme that gives you cheeky perks just for shopping your chaos.

• 1 point for every £1 spent

• Exclusive offers & early access to drops

• Cheeky birthday treats (the non-HR-violation kind)

It’s our way of saying “thanks, you gorgeous disaster.”

🛁 Why We Started This Madness

We were bored of the same old skincare brands trying to be your therapist, your guru, or your clean girl bestie. We wanted something raw, rude, and real.

So we built it.

We wanted products that made people laugh, scents that slapped you in the face (in a good way), and packaging that didn’t look like it came from a spa gift basket from your nan.

So we created The Cheeky Blend. A brand that’s got as much bite as it does beauty.

🖕 Cheeky By Nature, Rule-Breaker By Choice

We swear in our scent names. We drag boring brands. We love a double entendre. And no, we’re not dumbing it down.

Our fans love us because we say what we mean, and we say it loud. Whether it’s a whipped soap called “Do Not Disturb” or our (lip balm) renamed “Lip Loob” — we’re here to make you laugh, turn heads, and still leave your skin glowing.

⚡️ Who’s It For?

• The rebels

• The weirdos

• The scent-obsessed chaos gremlins

• The shower singers

• The ones who want their bathroom to smell like a juicy party, not a lavender tea party

If you love skincare but hate the BS, you're in the right place.

📦 What We Promise

• Loud scents: You will smell it through the lid. Deal with it.

• Rude names: If it doesn’t make you laugh or blush, we didn’t try hard enough.

• Zero shame: Everyone’s welcome here — except boring people.

• Ethics that slap: Vegan formulas. Cruelty-free. Fully compliant.

🎤 And Finally......

The world’s too serious. Your skincare doesn’t have to be.

So go ahead. Lather up. Spritz that cheeky perfume. Slap on that glaze. And don’t let anyone tell you to tone it down.

Because at The Cheeky Blend, we don’t just blend — we blast.