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THE CHEEKY BLEND / UNFILTERED TERMS & CONDITIONS
(Yeah, the boring but necessary stuff... read it, don’t just scroll.)
1. WHO WE ARE & WHY YOU’RE HERE
This website is run by The Cheeky Blend / Unfiltered. When we say "we," "us," or "our," we’re talking about the masterminds behind these sassy, smell-good creations. If you’re here, it means you’re either curious, love cheeky candles and body care, or have a burning desire to read legal jargon. Either way, welcome!
2. OUR WEBSITE, OUR RULES
We’re giving you access to this website and all its juicy details under one simple condition: you play by our rules. That means accepting these terms and our privacy policy (which you can find lurking somewhere on this website). If you don’t like rules, we totally get it, but you can’t shop here without agreeing to them.
3. BY SHOPPING HERE, YOU AGREE TO…
Browsing, buying, and basking in our products means you automatically accept these terms and conditions. If that doesn’t sit right with you, well… maybe stick to window shopping.
4. TERMS CHANGES (AKA, KEEP UP!)
We can update, change, or completely flip these terms at any time without sending you a heads-up. It’s on you to check in once in a while (yeah, we know, thrilling stuff). Every time you shop, assume something might’ve changed—so give this page a glance before you checkout.
GENERAL CONDITIONS
5. WE CAN REFUSE SERVICE IF…
We don’t have to explain why, but if we don’t want to serve you, we won’t. Play nice.
6. YOUR INFO ON OUR SITE
Anything you submit to our site might take a little internet journey before reaching us. Basically, don’t send us anything you wouldn’t want floating around the web.
7. HANDS OFF OUR STUFF
You can’t copy, sell, or otherwise exploit our website’s content for your own gain. Sorry, not sorry.
8. HEADINGS MEAN NOTHING
The titles in this section are just for fun (and readability). Don’t take them too seriously.
OUR ONLINE STORE
9. SHOP LIKE A LEGEND
We sell cool stuff. When we say "item," we mean the drool-worthy candles, scrubs, and other cheeky self-care essentials you see on this website.
10. WE TRY TO GET THINGS RIGHT
We do our best to make sure our product info is bang on, but mistakes happen. If something’s off, don’t come for us—just drop us a message.
11. WHAT YOU SEE VS. WHAT YOU GET
We try to show our products as accurately as possible, but your screen might be playing tricks on you. Colours, textures, and finishes may look a bit different in person, so don’t @ us if your candle looks slightly different IRL.
12. IF YOUR ORDER GETS REJECTED…
We might have to turn down your order for a few reasons, including (but not limited to):
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The item is out of stock (oops, everyone wants it!)
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Your payment didn’t go through (or looks suspicious)
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A pricing or product description error
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System glitches (because tech can be a drama queen)
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You failed our customer validation checks (dodgy behaviour isn’t welcome here)
13. ORDER CONFIRMATION ≠ GUARANTEED PURCHASE
Getting a confirmation email? Great! But it doesn’t mean your order is locked in. It’s only official once your stuff is on its way to you.
PRICES & CHANGES
14. PRICES CAN CHANGE (AND THEY WILL)
Nothing stays the same forever. Our prices can (and do) change at any time, with no warning, we do however try to pass on any saving we can, so not all bad eh!
15. MODIFICATIONS & DISCONTINUATIONS
We might switch things up, remove products, or tweak details without warning. Don’t take it personally.
16. NO LIABILITY FOR PRICE OR SERVICE CHANGES
If something changes, we’re not responsible for any inconvenience it may cause you. Life happens. Let's move on.
DELIVERY (AKA, GETTING YOUR GOODIES)
17. DELIVERY TIMES = ESTIMATES, NOT PROMISES
We love a speedy delivery, but sometimes life (and couriers) have other plans. If your order takes a little longer, trust us, we’re just as annoyed as you are.
18. NEXT-DAY DELIVERY? NOT ON WEEKENDS!
If you choose "next-day delivery" on a Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, expect your package to ship out on Monday. No, we’re not magicians.
ORDER CANCELLATIONS
19. WANNA CANCEL? ACT FAST.
If you need to cancel an order, message us ASAP. If it’s already shipped, you’ll have to return it at your expense.
20. REFUNDS & RETURNS
If your order hasn’t shipped, our refund policy applies. If it’s a custom or perishable product, sorry—no take-backs.
LEGAL STUFF (YAWN)
21. WE’RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR…
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Any loss of profit or opportunity.
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You being unable to use our products correctly. For the love of God read the instructions!
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You burning your house down with a candle (seriously, don’t do that).
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22. YOU AGREE TO HAVE OUR BACKS
By shopping with us, you agree to not sue us for things outside of our control and to cover any legal costs if you somehow make a mess of things.
JURISDICTION (WHERE THE RULES APPLY)
23. ENGLISH LAW RULES HERE
Everything here is governed by English law. If you wanna take us to court, it’ll be in England & Wales (but let’s not, yeah?).
THE BIG PICTURE
24. THIS IS THE WHOLE DEAL
These terms, plus our Privacy Policy and Refund Policy, make up our full agreement. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to shop here (but we’d be sad).
25. IF ONE RULE FAILS, THE REST STILL STAND
If one of these terms turns out to be unenforceable, the rest still apply. No excuses.
26. THINGS OUT OF OUR CONTROL
If something goes wrong that’s totally beyond our power (like a zombie apocalypse, meteor strike, or courier meltdown), we’re not liable for delays or losses.
27. THE CHEEKY BLEND FRAGRANCE DISCLAIMER
Please be aware that products mentioned throughout our site are provided as a guide only and should never be mistaken for the actual high street, designer, or niche brand. Any names and trademarks (used or unused) remain the property of their respective owners.
Our fragrances are simply inspired by well-known scents. They are not identical to, nor exact copies of, any original perfume or cologne. We have no affiliation, endorsement, authorisation, or sponsorship from any trademark holder mentioned or un mentioned herein.
The use of any product name is for identification and reference purposes only, and does not imply any association with the trademark holder. The Cheeky Blend offers original products created with our own blends and formulations, with no connection to the manufacturers of the original fragrances.