Alpha - Inspired By Million EDP

✅ Boujee Without Breaking The Bank – Smell like you’ve just stormed the designer counter without maxing out your credit card. Luxury vibes at cheeky prices.

✅ Lasts Longer Than Your Ex’s Excuses – Our high-strength Eau de Parfum sticks around all day (and all night 👀). Blended in Wales so you know it slaps.

✅ Vegan & Cruelty-Free AF Formulas – No bunnies harmed, no shady stuff, just guilt-free spritzing that smells fit.

✅ Scents That Actually Turn Heads – Forget forgettable perfumes. We make fragrances that get compliments, second glances, and the occasional “What are you wearing?” (in the best way).

✅ Unfiltered Attitude, Bottled – We’re not about boring beige branding. We’re bold, cheeky, and a little bit naughty—just like the scents we sling.

✅ Something For Every Mood – Whether you’re feeling flirty, bossy, boujee or straight-up savage, we’ve got a fragrance that matches your vibe.

How to Store – The Cheeky Way:

• Keep it cool, dry, and out of direct sunlight — your EDP likes shade, not spotlight.

• Don’t store near radiators or in steamy bathrooms (unless you like surprises).

• Make sure the lid’s on tight — no one likes an messy accident.

• Best used within 36 months for peak cheeky goodness.

Look, we love a good smell-alike, but let’s get one thing straight — our fragrances are our take on, not identical to, any high street, designer, or niche brand. Think of them as the cheeky cousins of your favourite scents, not their twins.

Any names or trademarks mentioned (used or unused) belong to their rightful owners, and we’re not affiliated, endorsed, or sponsored by them in any way. These are simply for reference, so you know the vibe we’re going for.