Fairy Farts Squeezy Wax - Imagine a tiny mythical creature ripped a legendary one right in your living room—vanilla orchids and sugar clouds included. This scent sneaks in with jasmine and coconut, then punches you in the face with tonka bean, cocoa, and sandalwood. It’s sweet, creamy, and just nasty enough to make your nan gag. Perfect for those who want their house smelling like pure mischief and bad decisions.

✔️ Handmade in Wales – lovingly hand-made by real humans (not robots or elves).

✔️ Cruelty Free – tested on our mates, not animals.

✔️ Vegan Ingredients – no animal bits, just plant-based goodness.

✔️ Eco-Conscious AF – we try to do our best to keep things kind to the planet... minus the preachy vibes.

Fairy Farts Squeezy Wax 100ML

Name: Fairy Farts Squeezy Wax 100ML
Brand: The Cheeky Blend

£6.00

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Harmful to aquatic life with long lasting effects. Avoid release to the environment. Dispose of contents/container to approved disposal site, in accordance with local regulations. Contains CITRAL, ETHYL METHYLPHENYLGLYCIDATE, LIMONENE. May produce an allergic reaction
How to Use – The Cheeky Unfiltered Way:

Squeeze a fat glob of Fairy Farts into your burner — don’t be a tight-ass, go full beast mode.

Light it up and let this stink bomb work its magic for up to 4 hours, or until your nose files a formal complaint.

When it’s done farting around, bin the old wax and reload with fresh chaos.

Burn responsibly or not—your call, but don’t come crying to us when your smoke alarm sings.

⚠️ Keep out of reach of children and pets. Not for skin. Never leave your burner unattended unless you fancy a fire drill.
How to Store – The Cheeky Unfiltered Way:

Chuck it somewhere cool and dry, away from sunlight and any fairy worshippers.

Lock it out of reach of little monsters and furry assholes who might try to eat it.

Keep upright unless you want a waxy mess bigger than your ex’s excuses.

Fairy Farts Squeezy Wax 100ML

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