MAN GLAZE - The Thinker Rosemary Infused Beard Oil 30ML
This is high-performance grooming for beards with bite, built for blokes who want to smell good, feel smooth, and look like the smug legend they are.

We’ve taken premium plant oils and mashed them into one powerful potion that softens scratchy stubble, tames wild beards, and hydrates your face without making you feel like you’ve dipped it in chip fat.

Scent Notes

THE THINKER is your go-to when you need to look like you’ve got your sh*t together — or at least smell like it. Powered by rosemary essential oil, this bold, camphor-charged scent hits with mental clarity and herbal freshness, all grounded by woody, balsamic notes. Great for getting your brain in gear, easing those aches, and smelling like the kind of man who reads and lifts. Smart move.

THE BENEFITS (a.k.a. Why Your Beard Deserves This):

✅ Softens & smooths even the roughest chin jungle
✅ Nourishes the skin underneath (goodbye beardruff, you flaky disgrace)
✅ Tames the chaos for a cleaner, meaner look
✅ Smells fit as f*ck — so do you
✅ 100% vegan, cruelty-free and handmade in Wales
✅ Zero greasiness. Maximum smugness.

The Thinker Rosemary Infused Beard Oil 30ml

Name: The Thinker Rosemary Infused Beard Oil 30ml
Brand: The Cheeky Blend

SKU: MGTT01

£6.00

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INGREDIENTS - PERSEA GRATISSIMA OIL (AVOCADO OIL), PRUNUS AMYGDALUS DULCIS OIL (SWEET ALMOND OIL), RICINUS COMMUNIS SEED OIL (CASTOR OIL), SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS SEED OIL (JOJOBA OIL), ARGANIA SPINOSA KERNEL OIL (ARGAN OIL), PARFUM, ROSMARINUS OFFICINALIS LEAF OIL , (ROSEMARY), TOCOPHEROL, HELIANTHUS ANNUUS SEED OIL (VITAMIN E)
How to Use – The Cheeky Way:

HOW TO USE

Drop 2–5 drops into your palm (more if your beard’s a beast).

Rub your hands together like you’re about to cause trouble.

Massage into your beard and the skin underneath like you f*cking mean it.

Comb or brush through for full smug effect.

Admire your face. You're welcome.

⚠️ DON’T BE A NUMPTY:

External use only (yes, just the beard, ya melt).

If your skin kicks off, stop using it and stop being dramatic.

Keep it away from eyes, kids, pets, and anyone who can't handle your glow-up.
How to Store – The Cheeky Way:

Keep it cool, dry, and out of direct sunlight — it's beard oil, not a roast dinner.

Screw the lid on tight (unlike your Saturday nights).

Store somewhere you’ll remember — not down the back of your gym bag.

Shelf life: 12 months, but let’s be honest, you’ll run out way before that.

The Thinker Rosemary Infused Beard Oil 30ml

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