Pixie P*ss Sweet Scented Carpet Refresh

"Let’s be honest, your carpets have seen some sh*t — muddy paws, spilt cocktails, and that ‘mystery smell’ you pretend isn’t there. Carpet Refresh swoops in like a scented superhero, neutralising nasty niffs and leaving your floors smelling fresher than your morning brew. Zero effort, maximum impact. Your home deserves it (and so do your nostrils)."

Scent Notes

Like if a sugar-coked fairy puked glitter, candy floss, and ripe-ass pear all over your nostrils. Sweet enough to rot your teeth, fruity enough to make you gag, and with enough vanilla and cherry to make you question your life choices. Smells like innocence got run over by a sugar truck—and it’s unapologetically loud about it.

✔️Size: 500g

✔️ Cruelty Free – tested on our mates carpets, not animals.

✔️ Vegan Ingredients – no animal bits, just plant-based goodness.

✔️ Eco-Conscious AF – we try to do our best to keep things kind to the planet... minus the preachy vibes.

✔️ Handmade in Wales – lovingly hand-made by real humans (not robots or elves).

Pixie P*ss Sweet Scented Carpet Refresh 500G

£7.00

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INGREDIENTS - Harmful to aquatic life with long lasting effects, Dispose of contents/container, in accordance with regulations. IF ON SKIN: Wash with plenty of soap and water. If skin irritation or rash occurs: Get medical advice/attention. Sodium Bicarbonate, PARFUM. - Contains: Hexyl cinnamic aldehyde, Linalool, Citronellol, Geraniol. May cause an allergic reaction.
How to Use – The Cheeky Way:

Shake generously over your carpet, rug, or any fabric area that needs a freshen-up.

Leave it to do its thing for 15–30 mins. Go make a brew. Scroll. Judge people online.

Vacuum thoroughly and enjoy the smug satisfaction of a floor that smells fit.

❗ Don’t Be a Numpty:

External use only – don’t go snorting it like it's Friday night in Ibiza.

Keep away from pets and kiddos while it's sitting on the carpet (vacuum before letting them back on).

Got sensitive skin or allergies? Patch test first. Don’t be daft.

If any irritation occurs, stop using and give you and your hoover a break.
How to Store – The Cheeky Way:

Keep it sealed tight, cool, and dry – not next to your bath or it’ll cake up quicker than your nan’s makeup.

Store out of reach of kids and pets (unless you want them looking like snow angels).

Use within 12 months for the freshest results.

Pixie P*ss Sweet Scented Carpet Refresh 500G

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