Wellness - Therapissed Out Man Glaze 30ml

🌿 The Wellness Collection – Science-Backed Scents with a Cheeky Twist

The Cheeky Blend’s Wellness Collection brings together high-performance fragrance oils powered by real wellness tech — minus the boring bits. Backed by Mood Therapy, Sleep Therapy, and Forest Therapy research, each scent is designed to lift your mood, calm your chaos, or help you wind down — while still smelling fit as f*ck.

Legit science, patented fragrance design, and essential oils to help boost mood, improve sleep, and reduce stress.

💆‍♀️ CHILLED OUT (Mood Therapy)

Sweet florals, summer fruits, lilac and lavender on a soft, musky base. The scent equivalent of telling your stress to piss off.

🍊 ZEST FOR LIFE (Mood Therapy)

Zingy citrus, crisp apple, and breezy florals. Smells like motivation and main character energy. Total mood boost in a bottle.

😴 DO NOT DISTURB (Sleep Therapy)

Lush orange and lemon wrapped in violet, magnolia, and vanilla. Designed to knock you out (in the nicest way possible).

💤 PILLOW TALK (Sleep Therapy)

Lavender and eucalyptus meets green stems, marine notes, and tonka bean. A calm-down cuddle for your nose.

🌲 THERAPISSED OUT (Forest Therapy)

Lemon, bergamot, greens, and smoky woods with floral and musky notes. Like forest bathing… but sassier and without the hike.

🌊 SEA-RIOUSLY ZEN (Forest Therapy)

Clean, aquatic, and utterly refreshing. Think ocean breeze with a spa twist – designed to help you breathe out, slow down, and get back to neutral.

Here's Why You’ll Love It:

✅ Developed using real Mood, Sleep & Forest Therapy tech
✅ Scientifically designed to improve emotional wellbeing
✅ Packed with essential oils and luxurious fragrance blends
✅ Smells fit as f*ck — so do you
✅ 100% vegan Formulas, cruelty-free and handmade in Wales

Wellness - Therapissed Out Man Glaze 30ml

Name: Wellness - Therapissed Out Man Glaze 30ml
Brand: The Cheeky Blend

SKU: MGTO01

£6.00

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INGREDIENTS - PERSEA GRATISSIMA OIL (AVOCADO OIL), PRUNUS AMYGDALUS DULCIS OIL (SWEET ALMOND OIL), RICINUS COMMUNIS SEED OIL (CASTOR OIL), SIMMONDSIA CHINENSIS SEED OIL (JOJOBA OIL), ARGANIA SPINOSA KERNEL OIL (ARGAN OIL), PARFUM, CEDRUS ATLANTICA OIL, (CEDARWOOD), TOCOPHEROL, HELIANTHUS ANNUUS SEED OIL (VITAMIN E) CONTAINS - CITRAL, LIMONENE, LINALOOL, ALPHA ISOMETHYL IONONE, CITRONELLOL, HYDROXYCITRONELLAL
HOW TO USE – The Cheeky Way:

Pump a few drops into your hands

Rub together like you’ve got a plan

Massage into beard and skin underneath

Leftover oil? Swipe on dry spots (elbows, tattoos, chest hair – go wild)

Use daily or when your face feels like sandpaper

🚫Don’t Be a Numpty:

For external use only

If your skin throws a strop, stop using it

Avoid eyes and open wounds (you know the drill)

Don’t drink it, snort it, or use it for anything kinky
How to Store – The Cheeky Way:

Keep it cool, dry, and out of direct sunlight — it's beard oil, not a roast dinner.

Screw the lid on tight (unlike your Saturday nights).

Store somewhere you’ll remember — not down the back of your gym bag.

Shelf life: 12 months, but let’s be honest, you’ll run out way before that.

Wellness - Therapissed Out Man Glaze 30ml

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