Casmare & Chaos Duo Woody Carpet Refresh & Room Mist

"Let’s be honest, your carpets have seen some sh*t — muddy paws, spilt cocktails, and that ‘mystery smell’ you pretend isn’t there. Carpet Refresh swoops in like a scented superhero, neutralising nasty niffs and leaving your floors smelling fresher than your morning brew. Zero effort, maximum impact. Your home deserves it (and so do your nostrils)." And Then For extra Power add The matching room mist, that will leave your home fresh AF.

Scent Notes

Smells like calm… if calm was fake. Eucalyptus pretends to soothe while magnolia, violet and neroli fluff things up like it’s all zen and harmony — then WHAM, in crashes cashmere and sandalwood with the emotional stability of a damp flannel. Cash(mare) & Chaos is cosy comfort with a mental breakdown simmering under the blanket. Burn it when you're “fine”.

✔️Size: 500g & 250ml

✔️ Cruelty Free – tested on our mates carpets, not animals.

✔️ Vegan Ingredients – no animal bits, just plant-based goodness.

✔️ Eco-Conscious AF – we try to do our best to keep things kind to the planet... minus the preachy vibes.

✔️ Handmade in Wales – lovingly hand-made by real humans (not robots or elves).

Cashmare Chaos DUO Woody Carpet Refresh And Room Mist

£10.00

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Carpet Refresh - Ingredients: Dispose of contents/container, in accordance with local regulationS. Sodium Bicarbonate, PARFUM. - Contains: 4-tert-butylcyclohexyl acetate, Anise Alcohol, Linalool, Linalyl Acetate, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes. May produce an allergic reaction.

Room Mist - INGREDIENTS Water Based Warning: Harmful to aquatic life with long lasting effects. Dispose of contents/container in accordance with local regulations. Contains Linalool, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes, Linalyl Acetate, 4-tert-Butylcyclohexyl Acetate, Anise Alcohol, Alpha-isomethyl Ionone, Citronellol, Coumarin. May produce an allergic reaction
How to Use – The Cheeky Way: Carpet Refresh

Shake generously over your carpet, rug, or any fabric area that needs a freshen-up.

Leave it to do its thing for 15–30 mins. Go make a brew. Scroll. Judge people online.

Vacuum thoroughly and enjoy the smug satisfaction of a floor that smells fit.

❗ Don’t Be a Numpty:

External use only – don’t go snorting it like it's Friday night in Ibiza.

Keep away from pets and kiddos while it's sitting on the carpet (vacuum before letting them back on).

Got sensitive skin or allergies? Patch test first. Don’t be daft.

If any irritation occurs, stop using and give you and your hoover a break.

How to Use – The Cheeky Way: Room Mist

Give the bottle a shake DON’T BE SHY. Give it a proper jiggle to mix the magic. No lazy spritzers allowed.

Point. Aim. Spritz that sh*t, Into the air, on cushions, curtains, always patch test first.

Avoid faces, food, pets, and people.

Breathe it in like the drama-free goddess you are. That’s the smell of Fresh AF – like a deep breath in a luxury spa… if the spa had sass and no filter.

Spray when needed – or when your space smells like a bin fire. Bad vibes? Cancelled. Air? Cleared. Energy? Immaculate.

🚫 DON’T BE A NUMPTY ABOUT IT

Keep away from open flames, heat sources, or anything that likes to catch fire

Don’t spray near kiddies, pets, or anything with a heartbeat.

Store somewhere cool, dry, and out of reach of tiny hands or curious paws.
How to Store – The Cheeky Way:

Keep it sealed tight, cool, and dry – not next to your bath or it’ll cake up quicker than your nan’s makeup.

Store out of reach of kids and pets (unless you want them looking like snow angels).

Use within 12 months for the freshest results.

Cashmare Chaos DUO Woody Carpet Refresh And Room Mist

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